"Pussies." -Tom Coughlin

Ah, makes sense now. Thanks.

Pardon my ignorance, but would you mind explaining what that actually means? I've seen it a few times today and I don't quite get it.

How can any of these hacks say with a straight face that Deadspin buying a vote is what made the process a farce? This is so goddamned frustrating, if for no other reason than I know that nothing will be done about it.

Maybe it was supposed to be "Yo, UR fired."

EXACTLY how they drew it up on the old chalkboard.

I saw them open for Metallica in 2009. Awesome band.

Whelp...somebody's getting fired on Monday.

I remember watching this live and thinking "Did Joe have a stroke or something? Wait a second...holy shit. He's hammered!"

These are the kind of things that happen when you try to shoehorn women into certain businesses in the name of an old wooden ship that was used in the Civil War era.

The lesson, as always, is that Twitter is dumb.

Nobody needs Jay Cutler. If he was an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.

Chris Elsberry must have gone to BYU.

With the way kids react to cyberbullying these days, don't be shocked to see a wall with "Brooks was here" carved into it after he reads about you making fun of his throwing motion.

I mean, if I was a male cheerleader, I'd be pretty salty too.

Well, that didn't take long at all.

Consider this a daily reminder for anyone who even considers having faith in humanity, that there should be none.

Oof...too soon.