Right...NOW it's a mockery and a farce.

Even God hates soccer and will do anything in His powers to stop the World Cup from happening.

So it appears as though the NCAA doesn't have the market cornered on archaic, nonsensical rules.

-1...you know, because it's golf.

You see, after the game, a lot of guys like to ice up their arm. Still, other fellas think that heat is the way to go. But I have discovered the secret...hot ice! I heat up the ice cubes! It's the best of both worlds!

Eagles

Actually, Kanye, Ranger fans will have you believe they are an iconic franchise. They think just being an Original Six team gives them some sort of entitlement, when in reality, if the Original Six was the Baldwins, the Rangers would be Stephen.

It's pretty pathetic when an organization needs to rely on public opinion for common sense.

That guy looks like he should be wearing a helmet all the time.

• 17-year-old Beraiah Hales, when asked on a Formspring-esque social media question asking site what was the best way to get a girl into bed, responded "chloroform." Cool joke bro.

The very second they chose salt water taffy for New Jersey over a pork roll, egg & cheese on a hard roll, this entire list was rendered useless. Putting Chicago pizza above New York pizza was just the cherry on top of this shit sundae.

I'm glad they eventually understood that it was insensitive and offensive. To say that looks like John Stockton is basically saying all white people look the same.

But William Wallace was white, so it's cool to stereotype him.

Welcome to another episode of "Bobby V Says Stuff To Remind Us He's Still Alive." Tune in next week when Bobby V claims he invented the question mark.

No Skittlebrau? What's that you say? Such a product does not exist? Oh well then, just give me a six pack and a bag of Skittles.

And fuck Todd's friend Tucker. Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.

In other breaking news, the sky is blue and water is wet.

So he'll gain a Super Bowl ring after retiring?

Yea, I think that's by design.

I still use the bunny ears method, but just the first time I tie a new pair of shoes. Once they're tied the first time, I slip them on & off for eternity.