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This new formula of “Just Let John Oliver Explain It” is working out well for you guys. I suggest using it even more.

So when some moron invented ‘live blogging’ back in the antiquity of new media, what made him think people would want to load a page, scroll to the bottom, hit ‘show more’ a whole bunch of times and then read from bottom to top instead of top-to-bottom as pretty much every modern written language does?

The second they announce A Dangerous Game of Binkmanship: The Jar Jar Chronicles, I’m going to lose my mind.

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Also most of the Deltron 3030 Instrumentals album is super relaxing and great to eventually maybe fall asleep to.

At one point, reporter Mario Boone, who I can only assume drinks to forget his day job, says “listen again” then plays us the smoking gun: a beeping noise.

Murray: Let me tell you a story about Cardinals fans that will show exactly what I’m talking about. I’m filming a movie back in the 80’s. Which movie it is isn’t important; I was high as a kite during filming it, that’s all that matters. Anyway, one day we finished shooting for the day, so myself and a cameraman named

“he survived cannon shots to the face, decapitation and various other horrendous deaths on the battlefield,”

And goddammit, can we please stop rising for “God Bless America” in the seventh? It’s not the national anthem. I’m not getting off my ass twice in one game to fellate the flag again.

“Oh no, that guy can see.”

Unfortunately the tax revenue was quickly spent on 25 million bags of Cool ranch doritos, 10 million bottles of Blueberry Soda and 250,000 copies of Rush’s 2112.

The Pontiac Aztek was a better GM than Doc Rivers.

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At least you have Parsnip Bazinga to look forward to.

Terminator Genisys is the logical endpoint of our obsession with both updating and reliving the blockbusters of our youth

I love green peas.

BANNED.

Incredible. I imagine this deal has raised eyebrow across the league.

Nova (1968), by Samuel R. Delany. Yes, it’s technically a far-flung space opera, but there’s a huge emphasis on cybernetic technology and corporate espionage. Also, Delany’s multicultural interstellar society prefigures the polyglot nature of a lot of cyberpunk — rereading it a couple of years back I realized that