Bravo

I grew up in the western MD/WV area. Lots of Mennonites (buggy lanes on the highway and everything). I’ve never encountered the rumspringa stuff (I take it that is a PA Dutch thing?), but there’s definitely drug abuse (and puppy mill issues, but that’s a horse of a different color) where I’m from.

...no smoke without fire.

It is “berserk” unless you're referring to the Eminem song (which, why).

He actually blasted a home run over the Clemente wall at the top of the next inning after this catch. It was pretty cool to see.

So is the goal to see if lebron can steal a ball, pass it to lebron in an outlet pass, dribble down and kick it to the corner for a lebron open 3? Because at this rate, the Cavs will be down to Schumpert’s hair and Mozgov’s sponge bob shirt suiting up to fill out the roster .

Definitely watch this then. It is a hoot of a movie.

I associate the manic “meepmeepmeepMEEPmeep” schtick now more with H.E.L.P.e.R. from Venture Bros., where it is more annoying and less funny (although I like that he is the percussion for Shallow Gravy).

I can’t tell if people are legitimately vitriolic in the comments on this listicle, or are being hyperbolic for laughs because ranking muppets is such a dumb thing to be angry about.

Oops. It's a big sock!

I’m just mad that they didn’t name one of them Erlenmeyer!

Wait, which one is Beaker again? Is he the green frog?

1a. Gonzo

It's called Hala Kaliki or something.

I live in Pittsburgh, and Cavs games are blacked out here on league pass. It's really annoying.

Bravo

Are you suggesting that Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

Did someone say .38 Special???

Gold star.

I can put up with spencer hawes, Chris Paul flops, doc rivers’ eerily immaculate hairline, Blake clanking a ten footer. Matt Barnes? That fuckwad is the worst.