Bravo

Holy shitballs, I remember seeing one of these turds (“the Rollerblade Seven,” different from “Rollerblade Warriors” because ninjas) on cable when I was a kid. I thought it was cool as shit. I guess things like “what if there was gravel on the road?” didn’t bother nine year old me.

Are you suggesting that Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

Did someone say .38 Special???

Gold star.

I can put up with spencer hawes, Chris Paul flops, doc rivers’ eerily immaculate hairline, Blake clanking a ten footer. Matt Barnes? That fuckwad is the worst.

Seriously, keep these goddamn things coming all season, please.

Enjoy the only moments of George Will not being insufferable ever committed to celluloid or print.

What if the Mailman DID always deliver?

Goddammit, Spurs. I was deep in the hills of wv camping this weekend and getting game 7 updates via text from my wife, and now this is the result of that epic (that’s how it sounded via text, anyway) Game 7?

I prefer my cash to be room temperature. Otherwise the tannins are too pronounced.