Because Toyota wants desperately to “youthify” their image, but not desperately enough to actually make the car more enjoyable to drive. So, they phone it in by throwing a bunch of pointy shit on it. This should probably be called “youthanizing”.
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I know huge fake grilles are a fad now, but that is the hugest and fakest grille I have seen in a long, long time.
Love the idea. Hate the price.
If digital assistants were predominantly male-voiced, this article would read “Why aren’t there any female digital assistants? It’s because men think women are dumb and don’t have any correct answers!”
Guaranteed.
I have fighted you. You lose. Slot mags are good.
If the gender roles in the situation were switched, the advice would have been “He’s a horrible asshole, poisoning the marriage and ruining the kids. Get out of there.”. Guaranteed.
Audis aren’t famous for their reliability. This one is owned by someone who can’t be bothered to fix the broken top, or even wash it before trying to sell it. So, it gets a filthy, neglected CP, all day long.
Wants:
-The three doofuses doing challenges of all types, and being cruel to each other.
-Contrived, scripted shit avoided as much as possible.
-Crazy trips in far-flung locations in rickety crapcans.
-Clarkson building something with his hammer collection.
-Just leave them alone and let them do their thing.
Wow. All Toyota’s recent cars look like they were designed by a coked-up nine year old.
Total “lovely” count in page: seven. Someone get Jason a thesaurus.
I’m starting to think Chris Bangle just really, really hates cars... a lot.
Director Ben Harp’s going to be pissed.
This wheel’s spokes concave inward with an angular break just outside the pentagonal center section.
I wonder when’s the next time someone manufactures a performance car that can be described as “elegant”, as opposed to “a jumbled mess”.
I hope that this latest national tragedy will finally force our country to address the issue of encryption control legislation.