You’re right. Leave him alone, people! Tracy should get a trophy for even trying to write an article. He’s a special little guy who did something! Words have no meaning, you brutes! Get off his delicate back.

You mean a “1968 movie camera”. Video cameras record footage electronically. This is a film camera. Maybe think about it next time you’re “filming” something on your phone.

“Ridley herself.” BAH hah hah!
I pretty much stopped reading Gawker sites due to the sloppiness, obvious factual errors, grammatical errors and lack of basic spellchecking. I check in today on io9 after a long time, only to find some award-winning journalism like this. Don’t forget to pick up your Online Writer…

• Huge fake grille is awful.
•Never wheel spacers with same skinny wheels. Always widen wheels with fender flares.

Correct: We don’t really need watches. However, I like them, and, in a meeting, when someone asks what time it is, I can tell them immediately while others are still pulling out their phones. That alone is not a reason to wear it, but it is useful. To reiterate, there isn’t a need, but they’re not totally useless.…

Hmmm. I dunno. I think it’s as simple as “I feel like I’m 47, but my body seems to obviously 67. Regardless of appearances, I want to be considered 47.”

He’s a wanker jackass, to be sure, but why isn’t he allowed to “live his truth” or force society to regard him as a man 20 years younger? Seems like a double standard. I mean, Jenner not only gets to demand the world call her a her, but everyone also feels obligated to insist that she’s the most beautiful woman ever.…

Wow, they did a great job of following the trend of huge fake grilles. Really well done, too. The bumper there... going straight through the huge fake grille, there? Yeah, you can hardly see it. Yeah, that one, right there. Golf clap, dipshits.

Sure they have bumpers. The bumpers have just been sucked inside the bodywork. This, combined with the baffling fashion for huge fake grilles means that, in the case of cars like Audis, the bumper goes straight through the massive fake grille, taking up about 40% of the fake grille area, which looks completely stupid.…

Man, that plane must have been really far up there.

That’s kind of how randomness works. Sometimes you might roll ten sixes in a row. One might expect a tech/science writer to understand this.

I can only daydream what it would be like living in a country not governed by superstitious beliefs.

So, I guess you didn’t read far enough to get to the BMW Z3 M Coupe part at the bottom. Talk about lazy. I also autcross it.

When I could only afford one car, I did manage to get by with FWD and snow tires. I did that on my GTI and my Genesis Coupe. You can get by, yes.

Nice straw man argument there, mister feels-like-a-fight-today. I said nothing about “need”.

All true. Just to be clear, I was only mentioning my size to put the lie to Jalopnik’s assumption that people buy crossovers because they’re huge people.

Re Gear #1:
My DD is a Kia Sportage. Why? Because I wanted a hatchback, for carrying drums and bikes. But, I live in Chicago, so some optional AWD and a little ground clearance would help in the snow. I was thinking about a (FWD) Focus or a Golf with a lift kit installed, but then I realized I was inventing in my mind…

Here’s a better solution.

Here’s a better solution.

What are you? Kidding me? Studebaker Avanti, of course!

#1. Put your fucking phone down and pay attention, narcissistic dipshit... even more than in the summer.