It looks like a large committee at BMW had the courage and vision to finally combine “ho” with “hum”.
Skipping this one.

CP all day long.

That is some bland, ho-hum, designed-by-committee styling right there.

Re: Childbirth pain. I was once told by a woman who had had kidney stones that it was worse than when she had a baby. So, there’s some hope that men and women can agree on what’s a ten.

When I first saw a picture of the clown shoe in a magazine, circa 1998, it was the coolest thing I’d ever seen (except maybe a Stratos). Too bad it was way out of reach for me. Well, fifteen years later, things changed and I found one with less than fifty kilomiles in preistine condition. I’ve had it for three years…

Well, it sure as hell looks about a million times better than the designed-by-a-five-year-old Civic.

Bumper-obviously-through-huge-fake-grille looks stupid and is stupid. Fuck ugly.

Right you are, and I rail against that silly trend all over Jalopnik. I hate it.

....and this electric car will still have a fake grille, because people are slaves to convention.

When flying cars are available, will we need them to have pretend plastic wheels on them, just because we’re used to seeing them?

I bought a MK IV VW GTI. I wish I’d known that the German engineering did not extend to the electrical / ignition system, which seems to have been made from chewing gum and Kleenex.

Good. The Ariel looks good. The engine deserves a non-stupid-looking chassis to sit in.

“if you’re not too bothered by fake air vents”
My god, I cannot wait for this stupid trend to die, die, die. 

So, you bought a neglected V10, and continued to neglect it, then traded that for a well-cared for S2000. Driving that M5 with that rattly, wayward front end would bug the hell out of me. It doesn’t sound like you have the will to take care of cars.
Prediction: You’ll neglect the S2000 and it’ll eventually be in the…

Harley-Davidson bicycles. Clunky, wildly overpriced grandpa bikes for millennials. Well done, guys.

Looks great.... EXCEPT for that craptastic bumper-obviously-through-grille. It’s pathetic.

SPG? That was the name of Vivyan’s hamster on The Young Ones.

The article doesn’t bother to mention the date.
It’s June 16-17.

Audis have been stupidly ugly for years now, ever since they embraced the fakery of bumper-obviously-through-huge-fake-grille syndrome.
This one is no worse than any of its siblings.

Yes, either this guy:

Of course not. What you’re looking for is a video projector.