He should have been fired long ago for his ignorance of second-grade grammar.

- Add random honeycomb sheets of black plastic and pretend they’re “intakes”.

Man, that is a textbook case of hit-and-hit-and-hit-and-hit-and-hit-and run.

At least now the car actually has a couple of functional intakes.

“Excess speed was not a contributory factor in this collision.” Assuming that’s the road way back there up on the ridge, I’d be curious to know how dingleberry got his car that far into a field and over/through a fence without overindulging in a bit of spirited motoring. Maybe just composing a very important SMS?

Let’s try to remember that “linked to cancer” often means “we fed a rat twelve hundred grams of this chemical per week for six years and it got cancer”.

You’ll never hear anyone say “reveals just how lucky the guy buffing the floors is”, without “...to be alive” at the end. 

Well, it does only take a few seconds to see that an Audi’s big, performancey grille is about 40% a pathetically poorly hidden bumper, which is enough for me to kick the poser out of bed.

I don’t recall there being a car chase in the book. The fact that they’re tacking one onto a story that is already dense enough, and doesn’t lack for action, doesn’t say great things about the screenplay. A little worried here.

Scientifically, a bad song is one where, within the first 20 seconds, you’ve heard everything the song has to offer. Meaning: the artist has few ideas.

My god, I’m so glad it’s not just me that hates all that fakery. I include bumper-obviously-through-grille syndrome in this hateful trend.

What better use for all that jet power than a three-wheel dorifto?

Eeeessh. That’s only fifty cars more than I sold, and I have a development and production budget of zero.

I will assume that the vents in front of and behind the front wheels, and the vents in the hood, are all fake decorative pieces, because car buyers are all six year olds.

The headlight hate, for me is this: It used to be a nice, perfect ellipse. Then somebody decided they had to fuck with it and “put their spin on it” by tacking on a janky rectangle, that doesn’t even match the rest of the curvilinear shape of the lens. It’s like a designer couldn’t possibly change the rest of the…

Wait. Let me fix those dopey headlights for you.
You’re welcome.

I copped to my mistake before your comment. RTF comments,

Also my bad. Hadn’t heard that.