It’s nice having water that falls from the sky here and there, though. Want some? Of course you do. I have some right here. It’s delicious and there’s hardly any used needles in it at all. You should try some. I can’t finish mine, so I guess I’ll just pour it out. It’s okay. There’s lots more... here, that is. Oh…

When parking outdoors in the cold, flip your wipers up and off the windshield. There’s probably water on your windshield that will re-freeze, and bond the wiper blades to the glass. Not if you flip them up, though.

The portrait mode video makes me hope he dies.

The bike guy could have left he phone on the roof, not mentioned it, and let the dillhole lose his phone anyway. Dick would have still gotten only half of what he deserved, and biker wouldn’t have “been a dick”.

I drove it home and love the hell out of it.

I’m sure it was a very important text/status update/selfie.

Hmm. A narcissistic douche with no idea how to behave like an adult. How is it we haven’t elected him president yet?

What they should have done first is release an app that allows users to watch every rapist priest being led away in handcuffs to an especially dark corner of a brutal pound-me-in-the-ass prison. Then, they may have a chance with young people.

As long as we’re still in love with stupid fake intakes, why limit them to just the front of the car? Why not put black honeycomb plastic on all exterior surfaces?

Kinda the point I was trying to make.

Ah! I can help you there. You don’t need to worry about that too much. The majority of that stupid grille is bumper, or otherwise fake anyway. There’s only a tiny little bit of hard vacuum getting in the engine bay.

I’ve been watching Bad Obsession for several months. They are just clever enough to be entertaining, and more than capable enough to be interesting. Brilliant show! Welcome to the party.

Well, it starts with a learning disability and a few years selling drugs. Then, you just sort of find yourself behind the wheel.

Raphael vs. Clarkson is no contest.
Be silent, Raph.

The car performed flawlessly and the interstellar-mileage drivetrain felt like it was performing like new.

“I scoured the internet for the meaning of the word Tau. Google translate in Korean came up blank.”

“The Focus RS has a rich history of pretend holes and bogus intakes that must be cherished and commemorated for all time.”

Hooray for fake intakes!

The Focus RS’s big manly grille is made into a farce by the poorly disguised bumper that comprises about 75% of the area. Well, at least the nine year olds will like it.

Really? You mean that bumper wrapped in black plastic masquerading as most of the grille has tricked you with its cleverness?