philospider--disqus
philospider
philospider--disqus

no wonder the chinese love this movie.

don't worry everyone this is just her side gig till they get that tales from the crypt reboot up and running

it's so dense - every single frame has so many things going on

"this is my sweat, a nice small-batch double IPA with apple and pear notes. goes great with the BBQ pork chops that are my ribs."

"this is my body, this is my blood, this is my liver as avocado toast, this is my hair as 200mg oscillococcinum. my toes are now ear candles. bon appetit, hipsters."

she's so magnetic, no wonder she's got no moral compass

the laziness of the album art is kind of a giveaway. quite a few look like they came straight from pinterest.

- Kurt Cobain

Blue Ivy Carter and Nori West present:
Gobias Industries

watch this kid grow up and become a tone-deaf bureaucrat

a field wack is illegal where i come from

They filmed Saving Private Ryan heeeere

argh the supportin' character, cap'n, he cannae take it no longer

Totally Evil Redheaded Fellow

hey! you! get off of my soundcloud

i've known real people with far worse grammar

nazi punks, fuck off!

i agree btw, was that not clear?