WHO'S MORE PUNK?!?

yep, punk is about doing whatever you want.

PWR BTTM FRNTPRSN CMMNTS N DCKS CNTRVRSY

The Democratic Party
*muffled protests*

Dear Melania,

Earth's hoary fontenelle
Weeps softly for a thumb thrust

even coffee_dad has more panache

The Thing Nobody Watched

the fuck is "the best rapper"

what a turd

Loser (or Lazy) Jay-Z and failing TIDAL can't sell a single record! 3 Doors Down much better. I need scissors! 61!

sorry, jay, you didn't go platinum in under four hours and forty-four minutes.

"Frustration that I'm so bad at something that for others is so seemingly easy"

he's not the president, he just plays one on TV

i get baby driver and boss baby confused too

tl;dr because they're cowards who only ever expected to be doing a virulent anti-PC thing right now but it turns out that nipping at the heels of bossy killjoys doesn't make any sense when a lot of them have turned out to be completely right

you see when a man and a woman love one another, they get together and they pour molten hot gold onto one of their relatives' faces

they put on their VR headsets and go to the virtu-mall, where they micro-transact, delete orange julius polygons and listen to vaporwave

OH MY GOOOOD DAD IT'S NOT FUNNY
I AM SO DONE WITH FAMILY GAME NIGHT
I WISH I COULD GO TO THE MALL WITH DEREK
*storms upstairs, slams door*

also vee (for villain)