philospider--disqus
philospider
philospider--disqus

the…safe…code…is..

they get everywhere.

UNdateable.

it's not your kin, and it's not a ninja!
^ the above is an example of the sort of great nested content you won't see on the kinja system

what's the deal with horse-drawn carriage food?

hehe vagina

star wars is a beached whale of an IP

i resent calling that tortured animal a snare drum

this is maybe the worst kind of snare sound

they decided they can't afford to have a face as memorable as his if they want to make another film as forgettable as rogue one

who?

huh?

read it what? a book?

more like Joss Whedon't-Have-Standards-Anymore-Click-This-Shit-Bait

dink doink out with a whimper

what a bunch of clowns!

Cucked Snowflake
3 oz vodka
1 1/2 oz cranberry juice
1 oz i've clearly never made a martini before
1 eyedropper of liberal/conservative tears
fresh snow on the rim for garnish

he'll always have a fallback job scaring the Goonies

jokes on y'all. there's a knife hidden in that cake.