we still have….movies!

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.

amanda bynes has been pretty quiet lately

i do rows already but my routine called for pullups too so bleh. i bought one of those pullup things but it broke and couldn't fit in my doorway anyway.

mcdonald's is thriving too.

same. only complaint is i can't find a friggin place to do a pullup.

she prefers cheddar

they should know better than to bend the rules on the set of a movie about a rebel who doesn't play by the rules

clearly you have to be a freshman in college before you can undercut a bunch of lifelong educators with a few flippant remarks and get away with it.

and they're like

He's finished.

#squadgoals:
-attend fyre festival 2018
-spend $700 on a patterned t-shirt
-get a "job" where you use IG photos of yr abs to sell untested diet pills
-do a lot of coke
-brunch at house of yes

lil' detachable accessory penis stuck into the plastic molding next to the sunglasses and puka shells

Hangin' Dong Ken

wow ho ho huh oh wow hey uh huh hoo boy woop

The Biggest Loser

well, it's no Burger On The Go

oh mike.

score one for the homotransual libtastic cuckgenda

idk this hurts my head i'm outtie