it seems that amidst the effort to damn with faint praise, they switched up a negative somewhere.

"she’s done all she can not to meet the strict, conventional image of womanhood"

"Dougie-Cooper"

the charge to fight spin with more spin is already in full force. it's almost like there's some sort of cycle…

Preoccupations: "Aw damn!"

Bill O'Reilly Promises To Do Whatever it Takes To Keep People Paying Attention To Bill O'Reilly

who are you noah hawley

so i assume that similar to in a history of violence, coopie's savior stunt is gonna attract some attention, unwanted or friendly, and that'll eventually lead him back to twin peaks?

50 cent still has a place in this crazy world it seems

of course kanye would have his own best send-up

is there a way to bet money on tweetstorms?

in elizabeth banks' defense, she's got no idea what a lead role looks like.

white people tweet like thiiiiisss

spielberg's last name i'm assuming

more excited about the night mayor thing tbh

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kevin pang confirmed ultimate pleb

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#FuckThat

"You can dooooo it!"