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it's that initial nightmare which keeps me from working the way i'd like. wish i could hit the "shitty warm up" button and just pass it.

oh shut the fuck up west virginia and connecticut.

watching this yesterday i am reminded of just how much my own sense of humor is inspired by stuff this funny ass lady has said

obviously it means "coverage".

this. the psychological damage of losing real coop in the midst of an investigation has the police dept torn between two times. i think that's why they're slow to react too - as if they're perpetually waiting on another voice in the room.

key signs of ogling:
eyes pop out, are attached to springs
heart beats loudly through shirt
steam escapes from ears
"a-wooo-gah" is heard

i would like to see wally relive james' terrible sideplot in season 2, keeping the accent intact the whole time.

lol

The golden hilt of the sword glows low, as the sun sets on the empire.

that's nice, is he still president?

kathy griffin should've beheaded hillary instead.

timyo - as in, time you gave me some money

this is a nice test run for whatever long con he's gonna pull right before he abandons us and flees to a safehouse in dubai

the horror doesn't end there. turns out, for the first five years, uber employees drove cars made out of human remains. that's what i heard, anyway.

"you're just jealous this nigerian prince has chosen me to receive his riches"

they had to cut out the part where she says "fuck you, i'm wonder woman" for no reason

braille's good though, right? lousy blinds.

jamie foxx's joke retroactively made deaf marriages illegal?

EPSILON