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Season 4:

official list of languages that are still acceptable to mock in 2017:
-french
-swedish
-german
-russian
-redneck accent
-gay voice (conditional)
-korean, probably
-braille

Zs were the main act too it was amazing

whoa, man!

they're being conned, so they're ignorantly happy. there will be a big emotional collapse when he's gone, like there was with bush.

that's just a fancy way of saying you don't read the news

saw the UCF percussion ensemble do xenakis' "persephassa" live inside a huge house that had been converted into a concert room. the band played around / above the audience while we stood in a circle in the middle. sounded like rush hour in a city where the cars were made of timpanis.

aziz could totally hit ralph's part on can you stand the rain

which is odd cause i've seen a handful of face-saving trump critical articles on breitbart. you'd think they'd stay if only for the prideful illusion that at this point outweighs FOX. ew it's the future

in response to the kickstarter discussion on the latest harmontown:

one of those portrayals (well, two) won best picture last year.

"According to Gallup's daily tracking phone survey, the proportion of Americans who identify as LGBT in 2016 was 4.1%"

male friendship does not compute, so they must be gay

ah yes, the "Cartmanland" technique

worst case scenario you have to listen to paul rust talk about his fucking feelings some more

*stares at, gets sucked into open wrist hole*

thoughts:
- now's a great time to invest in Dog Cocaine
- RANDOM all CAPS is GREAT for your IMAGE no one thinks YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZY
- i bet Hannity hates that his demo can't photoshop for shit

maybe BOB is like an evil manager, and that was just employee training.

on the bright side, at least you're getting outside, even if it's just to stare at the sky like a lunatic.

Death Proof 3: Still Stompin' On Kurt Russell's Head