the baby talk voice + vocal fry is just too creepy

he spent too much time trying to save abe's girlfriend at that party

"Well I guess we don't see our patterns until they're all laid out in front of us."

they really believe it and they really say it, with the fever pitch of someone defending the reverse funnel system.

what's the nigerian exchange rate? never mind, who do i give my credit card number to?

"Day 7 - still not blind! Mom lied!"

something tells me hannity's departure from FOX/earth will be less graceful than his former coworkers'

"It’s like a movie version of The Chive"

according to trump supporters, the 4 in 4d chess refers to when to place the pieces, rather than where. though, having a linear strategy is def a component of regular chess, so idk maybe they're just awful chess players

i got the biggest snowflakes, best snowflakes around. everybody says it. great snow at mar-a-lago, the best.

whatever, as long as we're still capable of learning from it.

you libtards, clearly he's playing 4d chess here and just pretending to be at odds with his wife in order to convince everyone they secretly hate each other. in reality he tolerates her entirely, unless she mouths off.

he's definitely gonna take a hit in the polls after he rubs his cock on the tomb of the unknown soldier, but yknow, he's just a straight talker, and a lot of people really appreciate that

how much for the toilet he died on? probably a shitload

wow, what a thankless job.

you also can't become an action movie star if you're a dramatic actor with little or no action experience and you lack the physique for stunts and established presence to anchor a massive franchise.

i would gladly switch if a competitor offered some way to offload/reintegrate all that info into a new platform

she's not an action movie star?
just because you win an oscar doesn't mean you can do anything.

because it would be very unsuccessful

ironically, i need an A in computer hacking