That’s what I would think, but that’s 98% of comics who started in the last 40 years.

It’s gotta be hard to hear someone talk about finding you one morning with your head half in the toilet and your hair in the toilet water. Disgusting. 

I mainly remember doing that, and everyone I was watching with being all “he’s totally coked out! Look at him!” and “You can totally tell she’s a major junkie! Look at her eyes!” and I could never see it. That was when I knew lots of people into tons of... alternative intoxicants, and had tried my share, but it just…

if I had to live with her trapped in an apartment during a pandemic not able to leave I would have gone crazy.

if you don’t want people to speculate on your personal life you don’t go on tv and talk about it for an hour. you release a quiet statement from a publicist asking for privacy and you stay out of the public eye as much as you can. if he wants whatever boost his publicist or ego is going for, then he takes the bad…

Your hair was in the toilet water. Disgusting.

i mean, its not anybodies business right up until the person goes on national television and uses it to drum up actual business

Totally get everyone’s sentiment in the comments that we can’t judge his personal situation. But like. Am I the only one whose opinion of Mulaney has significantly fallen as a result? It’s one of two things: either he’s still in the throes of recovery and all of this is some seriously disturbing short-term…

Sounds like she dodged a bullet then

This takes me back to my youth in the 80's, where I’d stay up and watch celebrities on the late show talking about finally kicking coke or booze. 

“We Are The World of alternative comedians over the age of 40"

I mean, of course this is reputation management. No one would go on a national talk show to discuss their private struggles just for their own personal betterment! But considering Mulaney’s entire career depends on his public reputation, I don’t find that particularly untoward. If an addict blew up at his boss he…

Maybe we can start a GoFundMe for that kid’s therapy bills, or is there some kind of 529 plan for that? There should be!

I’d spend my time feeling worse for the plethora of crew members, assistants, et. al she treats like total dogshit every time she’s on set. 

This right here: she’s the definition of a Hollywood toxic person: and now they’re going to have a kid? Yeesh, good luck!

aw come onnnn give us the juicy details

I don’t usually get into celeb discourse. But in this case, I happen to know multiple people who have had dealings with Olivia Munn, and let's just say she's probably in the bottom 5 % of people to latch onto after recovery, much less have a baby with. I don't and can't know John, so I have no idea what type of person…

Of course your username is “Patrickbateman31”, lmaooooo

LMAO at the Joe Rogan defenders in the greys. Hey you insecure nerds, go spend your time somewhere more productive. Because when you’re an exceptional waste of time even for the AV Club comments... yikes.

Because a one or two percent mortality rate in the first few weeks after infection doesn’t sound bad when you are used to major issues being decided by a 50.1%, jury rigged, “majority.”