I edited this after I realized trashing Samantha Bee on this particular article might make me look like a Q idiot. But she’s still painfully unfunny.

I’m plenty old.

Aren’t these people like 60 years old now? What are they going to stop getting polite about, who used the last of the extra strength Aleve?

These days Carrie Brownstein does Amerrrican Exprrress commerrrcials.

Yeah this reminds me a lot of when Amy Schumer took great offense at some college kid making a joke about how she sleeps around.

I think maybe they meant “what the fuck is this terrible, unclear writing?”

Imagine getting excited about a JJ Abrams project

Gosh it's almost like there are two entire episodes left

Justice for Krusty! Hire a Jew for that role immediately!

Fuck if I’ll ever respect K-pop. It’s bad art and it’s terrible for those poor kids.

He was also a Roseanne guest star.

Okay but... Guitar smashing should be primal, destructive, spontaneous and authentic. What we saw on SNL was like the high school talent show’s idea of rocking out.

The “everything is staged!!” line also ignores that what people find irritating is that she made a point of *talking about how it was staged* and that everybody sanctioned it. That's just boring.

Who do you think is going to be more famous in 5 years? I'm going with David Crosby.

Folks it’s absolutely true--if you don't charge anything, you don't need journalistic ethics! You're basically clickbait anyway, so who cares?

The undisclosed paid placements continue! It's so obvious when y'all do it.

I assume it was always toxic, it's just that nobody noticed or cared until the 2000s.

Not all Star Wars fans, but anyone over the age of about 14 who centers their identity around Star Wars.

I’m like 2 miles to the left of you and Amber Ruffin. I know it galls resistance types to admit that not everybody who finds this tired shit unfunny is a Trump idiot.

Ha. Ha. Oh, my sides. Stop.