Incubus is what Maroon 5 would have been if they were a Deftones cover band.

And this is why any kids I have are learning to play baseball and basketball. Sure, you can get brained by a line drive or end up walking around gingerly on messed-up knees and ankles from hoops, but getting killed or truly maimed is spectacularly rare.

So what is your strategy? War with Russia? NATO is staying completely out of the Middle East simply because of the mess Bush made, it’s unpredictable because of all the damage done. There is no rational reason to begin combat operations in Syria.

I’m all for covering it; at the same time, he not only lost his job, but at the bottom of the article it shows the letter the company wrote in firing him, which includes the comment that they will make sure none of the businesses they work with ever do business with him again. At this point I’m not sure what would be…

DraftKings and FanDuel in a nutshell.

Regards to #1, can we tell truckers that if they’re not passing another truck at a reasonable speed, don’t even bother? Too many times I’ve driven where a trucker going 55 gets passed by another truck going 56-57. On a two lane highway.

My god, he’s full of scars!

This is just like the end to Willie Mays’ career, assuming Mays stayed with the Giants, actively sabotaged young stars like Bobby Bonds, and everybody hated Willie Mays.

the friend is dumb and the artist hilariously obliged

Just three more payments, and he’s mine!

If I recall correctly, during a discussion about who was the ninth-best team in the NFL (they were commenting on the drop-off after the top eight), he said that this season the league was top-heavy, and then alluded to Christina Hendricks also being top-heavy.

I mean, if somebody bet you a six-pack that you couldn’t create four categories of random criticism of his post and instantiate them with legitimate English words, then cheers on both winning the bet and having friends who offer up free alcohol for surprisingly soft stakes *clink*, but I’m not seeing where you get…

I totally understand I may take flack for this, and I am open to correction, but the guy was moving forward with an awfully large head of steam before throwing that ball. I’m not saying throwing 100+ isn’t impressive. I’m just saying qualifying that with “only a dozen or so guys can do that” isn’t true. You give every…

Don’t be an asshole, you’re not cut out for it. You know my posting history, you know my feministish leanings; you’re just trying to discredit me in front of your main stakeholders, jezzies. I think that’s what the twitter is for, no? This is wasting my time and making me aggravated. Because...

He said something about a team being “top-heavy” and then said something like “not like Christina Hendricks”.

No, the least insufferable parts of ESPN are guys like Dan LeBatard, Scott Van Pelt, etc., guys who never take themselves too seriously or consider themselves rulers over some sort of mini-empire.

No, yeah we get it.

ASU SORORITY GIRL: Okay, girls! Say “Cheese!” on three!

Since when did the mecca of fun in baseball become standing at home plate watching a home-run in a blowout or flipping a bat? The hitter is not trying to have fun, he knows what he’s doing and adding some salt to the pitcher’s wound. People don’t understand that playing respectful and ‘boring’ on the field is just to…

Eh, I’m with them. That batflip was bullshit. There’s a difference between having fun and showing up people, and that was the latter.