So if they win the World Series, are they just going to all fuck each other or something?

Ughhhhhhh they bonded over The Secret? I hate them so much. I’m not even normally that judgy but that book is THE WORST and it’s garbage hippie prosperity gospel for garbage thinkers.

Chokerghazi

But I guess I just don’t see how joining a group of social young women who like to go out and throw parties and do stuff together is as subtle as instrumental music....Even if you don’t like to do those things, it can’t be hard to imagine why someone who does like to go out and throw parties, etc., would like that…

My parents just went on vacation to Florida (again) where they just sat on a beach all day and drank rumrunners. To me, that sounds like hell. I don’t like the beach, the heat or being lazy. I’d rather stay at work than spend a week in Florida.

That’s fine, no one forced you to join one. Some people liked it. Different strokes for different folks, no need to feign mock confusion that some people had a good time.

“3. BECAUSE of the rare amount of guys that do it, it makes you look like a God.”

My first thought upon seeing that was that I wished my ass looked like that.

Why does Cam Newton always look like a Madden video game character in game photos?

We would get along. It’s not my team’s name, but there’s another group of regulars at trivia that call themselves Schindler’s Fist and it just slays me.

You’re kinda ridiculous. That guy, Rick, was giving some background of his experience with baseball and responded to you with his opinion in a normal manner and you went full apeshit on him. All you had to say was your #1 paragraph. Instead you start and end your long response with dumb insults to someone who…

Are you writing a commercial for this show and trying to disgise it as an article?

The Texas coach losing his shit in the bottom right at the end of this vine is fantastic.

Here is the Texas version of the same play

Even his phone doesn't have a cool ring.

Time for this.

“So innocent until proven guilty is meaningless in your eyes?” That’s not what he said. He said he believes her account, but that’s only one piece of evidence and probably not enough to find guilt beyond a reasonable doubt.

I don’t agree with your assessment of the mother’s motivation. Given that the day before it leaked that no Kane DNA was found on, around, or in the alleged victim’s vaginal area, but that the DNA of two unknown persons was found, she wanted to discredit the rape kit’s DNA test. The only way to do that was to create a…

I don’t really see that. Women can not lie and not get raped and count that as a win for everyone. In this case, if she lied, she deserves some serious trouble, because lying about rape is despicable and makes life even worse for people who actually are raped as well as for men who are innocent but accused, because…

I met Ernie Banks once. My dad had taken me to a Bulls game, from St. Louis. We went out onto the concourse to get me a pretzel, and he told me to go up to a tall, smiling man and ask for an autograph. All we had for him to sign was a business card. I had no idea who the man was, but I was struck by how kind he was.…