If you read the first line of this post and the beat to “Children’s Story” didn’t start playing in your head immediately, we can’t be friends.

When you have kids, you really need to stop doing stupid stuff in life.

I didn’t buy it before specifically because of the microtransactions. I’ll be buying it now.

“It’s important to note that this was not a Toledo police officer and is in no way affiliated with the department,” said Sgt. Kevan Toney. “If people were upset with the manner in which he acted, they should contact Kroger, I suppose.”

Maybe Netflix will stop this once Kotaku and all other Kinja websites stop auto playing random video contents, such as Kotaku’s “Recent Video” segment, on the main website or embedded in the articles.

Cops shooting unarmed people isn’t the story. That there’s a Whole Foods in Harlem is the real story.

To me, this is the most unsettling part:

It should have been multiple counts of felony battery that landed him in prison for at least several years. People get sent up the river for so much less than this and without indisputable video evidence. Why do a plea deal with him that doesn’t include significant prison time? You’re not going to have any problem…

You know what will surely encourage corporations to donate more money to good causes? Shitting all over them when they donate money to good cause!

I took my wife to go see it on Friday and by the end, she was on the verge of tears. She finally broke when we saw these young girls dressed like the Dora Milaje. She was so proud to see little girls have heroes that look that them and be represented is such a positive way.

My favorite scene performance, which no one seems to be talking about, is the second time T’Challa is at the Ancestral Plane. The raw emotion of the, “Why? Why did you leave the boy? You’re wrong! All of you were wrong! You let the fear of our discovery stop you from doing what was right.” (or something like that) got…

For the sake of levity. Also, I will love this sketch forever.

My favorite joke that was made was that the only two white guys in the movie are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum, making them the Tolkien white guys.

Fuck that. You stop watching them all at once.

After all the hype, I watched the first two episodes of PTE.

Got to be honest....i watched first episode of Pop team epic and I just did not get it at all, Probably something obvious i am missing (i do live in a cave) in my eyes it felt Random does not = Humour

I mean, I pretend to work and get paid, so I can’t hate...

beady little eyes and flappin heads, amiright?

Not to mention overpopulation but here is my Ein to deflect from a serious conversation. Just oogle the cuteness. I’m le tired.

Chill out, Darren Wilson. You probably shouldn’t be positing on this site.