That’s more of a Phoenix thing.

So you are saying A.J. Green isn’t the first person to have a planned route interrupted by unanticipated rocks and Native Americans.

That’s acute joke.

I saw the Dayton Triangles play when I was a youngster. I have to say that I found their offense rather obtuse.

By practicing in Columbus it sounds like the Bengals were just begging for it. 

“Wow, amazing. NONE of the Citroen trucks lasted more than 3,000 miles and they all failed catastrophically! Congrats on the sabotage.”

Oh he’s so lying. Balls are being hit further and faster than ever before. Some would say that this mann has been blinded by the flight

I feel like you may have missed my intended point.

If only that kid had a thumb

They need stronger dykes. I kid, I kid

The floodgates opened up after that.

Askren also talked a HUGE amount of shit before the fight, he loves being a troll, and for a site that loves to go on about McGregor’s pre-fight antics you managed to leave out Masvidals comments about that right after the section you quoted: “There’s not too many people I’ve disliked, I’ve had over 50 pro fights and…

Richardson, Harris, Horford, and Simmons. 4 SEC guys in the starting lineup and none of them are Wildcats.

Cardboard man gets paid?

I’d be willing to bet the dude washes his own car in his driveway.  Seems like a super normal, everyday dude who happens to be super fucking good at basketball.

One of several corrections that 2016 could use!

Wow, so the Warriors’ injuries caused them to lose a series to Kawhi Leonard? What an... unexpected twist.

And if none of those highly-effective (anecdotally) 19th century treatments don’t work, he can always go back on the juice...

Drake: I’m going to be the most dislikable courtside presence ever!