We suddenly trust used car dealers now, do we? Or is it only when the trusting a used car dealer means that Tesla is not to be trusted?

The Washington Football Team is like football Maven.

Rick Reilly must be turning over in his grave. 

I’m assuming that there is some difference in what he gets paid if he quits versus if he gets fired, and if so, I hope he stays until Snyder fires him. I hope he stops fucking even trying (which it appears he very well may have, asked today what his plan at QB was for Sunday, against the best team in the league, he…

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It might have been tempting to Robert Kraft to keep him on staff, but he did the right thing, and I say we all give him a hand. 

Browns never have a chance in Boston.

I would have liked to have seen Montana, before that was the case.

Look, I grew up around a lot of uneducated, ignorant people. This is just how they speak. Always hyperbole. Always phrasing things in confusing or inaccurate terms. Always blustery. Always ridiculous.

Dan Snyder looks like the manager at the grocery store you worked at in high school.

“Find a partner you love as much as Antonio Brown loves that helmet.”

so Brown is going to pack up and go somewhere else if people don’t give in to his demands? I wonder where he got the idea that would work?

Inject this straight into my veins. I need this saga to be drawn out as long as possible, bringing the Raiders, AB, and everyone else past their breaking points. I need panicked public statements, I need social media meltdowns, and I need Jon Gruden turning shades of red that even Deadpsin couldn’t photoshop. I love…

“Maybe, just maybe, if a person crashes their vehicle into a gym pool by accident and has to be rescued from it as it sinks to the bottom, don’t start your public, verbal reaction sentence with, “Although it was somewhat inconvenient to not be able to work out.”

Or maybe the wealthy professional football team he plays for could figure out a way to get its hands on one for him.

Any chance his feet are so fucked up that he can’t play and he’s using the helmet as an excuse so he can file a grievance rather than end up on the non-football injury list?

I think he’s just getting cold feet.

Mike Wallace, Santonio Holmes and Plaxico Burress should visit Antonio Brown like the 3 ghosts in A Christmas Carol. 

In related news, my four year old won’t take his nap without his stuffed tiger, has threatened to retire from preschool.