There’sa tall tale about Pudge doing the same while playing for the Rangers. Sadly I've found nothing to verify that legend.

+1 murder suicide

“Mightiest Donger Ever”

Clearly this story was aimed at women.

So Jezebel got their dildos back from Oregon? What great timing.

You can’t spell Hilariously without Hillary...

What’s the worst sex position?

While $5k is a bit steep, this car is nigh indestructible. My college roommate put a tough 200k on his 2dr and it’s held up remarkably well. While it’s far from perfect it’s a tank that will easily last you twice as long as a pair of vehicles half it’s price.

I’m just glad he's not a bald-denier. Baby steps people, baby steps.

I can’t believe you left out the subtitle he added:

And now my students are wondering why I’m crying.

+1 tweed blazer

He trav..... Wait, how the hell do you cover that much floor without traveling

Athlete: I’d rather die than compete in these conditions.

That deflection sure helped.

No, it is not. Thank you.

Dallas

The cousin of this guy named JesusChristIhateautocorrect