Chris, and I thought being a Newcastle fan in America was isolating.

Is that you Mitch Albom?

Dwarfs need a place to pee as well. I can only imagine how happy they’d be to compromise their way up to 3/5ths of a regular urinal.

Lagaan is awesome.

I’ma white guy from Texas who learned the sport in a couple of weekends. It's very similar to baseball. (Defense has the ball, hitters are usually technically gifted or power hitters, placement of fielders is key). The biggest difference is that the batters can hit the ball in any direction while baseball only gives…

One player does not make an academy system great.

I hope MLS uses this as an opportunity to move toward an academy system.

But with the price of gas as cheap as it is, fuel efficient cars are now even cheaper. Which means if you bought one now, and got it in tip-top mechanical condition, you’d be set for the inevitable rise in gas prices.

So this is what it looks like right before double dick dude tea-bags you.

I swear to god, if I ever make it over there for a game I’m going to find Mike Ashley and turn him into the gluttony crime scene from se7en

*praying your reply doesn’t mention Newcastle*

Texas has two things in abundance: long stretches of flat and straight highway and land owned by people who would shoot trespassers first and ask questions later.

Who is this bike for? I’ve never ridden, want to ride, am in my 30's and in not-so-terrible shape. I want something that is fun, sporty and comfortable. I’m not buying a crotch rocket (Jeremy Clarkson best explained why), I’m not buying a cruiser that is meant to be the only thing three-dimensional on a…

Haha, it’s been a long time since I’ve heard the words Ashley and wise in a sentence.

Tavarish be like:

#thatssospursy

CEO: I need you to make a vehicle that can seat 7.

Fuck yeah.

I’m sorry but you’ll need to translate that into ‘murican before I can properly respond :p

How can you not when you’re flying a fucking fighter jet for a living. And with the frat-boy culture it’s like living in Neverland.