This is the correct take. I’ve never wanted a 250 GTO more than after I heard it in Ford v Ferrari.

I’m, selfishly, glad it’s not going out like Deadspin but that’s a perfect analogy for what is going on here.

This is a phenomenal example of a SHO but the quality of the car =/= the quantity of money that the owner is asking for it. I FUCKING LOVE this car. I can hear Mötley Crüe playing from that interior shot. I doubt most of us will ever see a 30 y/o SHO in this good of shape, but that doesn’t make it worth $7k.

It never ceases to amaze me how some private equity firms, who supposedly aim to sell ads, make it so difficult to actually sell a(n) ad.

If I was funny, I would have realized that. The hilarious commentariat will be one of the great legacies of Deadspin.

Every man has two deaths, when he is buried in the ground and the last time someone says his name. In some ways men can be immortal. - Ernest Hemingway

555 is the brand of cigarettes that has sponsored the Subaru World Rally Team.

In Chrome:

This is how they’ve been playing for a few years now. They’re remarkably good at advancing runners, combining stolen base attempts with directional hitting to move guys from first to third on a single, and punishing opposing teams. I’m a Rangers fan and I love when they do this shit, even when it’s against us. Fun…

He’s trying to get drafted as a safety, since he’s only good at hitting people.

It would look better if they elongated the factory duck-tail 3 feet.

Are we cancelling Michelle Obama too?

He’s following Luda’s advice to prevent himself from failing the postgame breathalyzer

Anyone know the story or specific context behind this photo?

You browse Jalopnik with your pants on? You have a lot to learn my young Padawan.

This looks like the bastard child of a Porsche Cayman and a Honda Del Sol.

Bugattabekiddingme

Worst thing to happen in an office bathroom? Someone unlocking the door from the outside while you’re in mid-shit.