Well, he’s white...

I assume Kelly will be looking to claim him off waivers.

I NEVER paint with a broad brush. Pretty much everything in Texas sucks.

Everyone clicked on this because they thought they were gonna see a nip slip

Shocking that a guy who used the #1 overall pick on David Carr would be unprepared for NFL Draft talk.

One time in LA, I watched a dude order a double meat Seafood Sensation / Cheesesteak hybrid. He sheepishly looked at me and said “Surf and Turf”. Haven’t had Subway since.

My dad is a cop. I am also the black sheep of the family, so its been many years since I have seen him. Every single time something like this happens I can only hope my dad is one of the good ones. While it's easy to say "my dad would never do something like this", you don't ever really know.

Great post Greg, and great art Jim.

See ya!

I have a feeling Deadspin won't be too broken up if you leave.

not sure you grasp the English language, or are just a troll, or perhaps just one of those people who refuse to believe in second chances. Either way, with all respect due to you, Saban is not wrong to offer a KID a second chance irrespective of what he/she did. You don't know his background enough to judge him.…

I found this every bit as funny as anything else in this ongoing saga

PURELY WHAT-IF SCENARIO

CHIP KELLY EXCLUSIVE!

Screw the NFL. It's not the Dolphins' fault that they can communicate with free agents via echolocation.

Isn't Locker the player who took a hard hit in college and thought he'd gone blind, until his coaches pointed out to him that his helmet was turned around and that was why he couldn't see? If so, Jake Locker is the best.

Jordan: "Hey Ennis, you wanna try deez?"

I think he was talking about Landon's TV segments during last summer's World Cup.

My friend, allow me to introduce you to the sport of bandy:

I heard it's a sex tape with Michael Sam that he filmed with a selfie-stick...........

t-minus 3...2...1... until the NFL promotes "The Sympathy Foundation," a side-project of The Human Fund.