I don't know, I kind of look the same way after 420.

Well, if it's worse than the impact from Ray Rice, it must be on par with the impact from the handrail.

Yeah hi, like... 2002 called, it wants its discovery of new things back.

You know, I would have totally guessed the i's would have been dotted with hearts.

I would pay good money to watch one of those assholes crying for his mommy when the judge gives him 20 years in federal prison.

All swatters should be charged with attempted murder.

"Mind your own business."

poor girl. You can only go so far in life when your parents name you Racine.

WE ARE: RHYTHMIC SLAPPING.

Filed To: HYPOCRISY

And it's pretty obvious you didn't even bother to Google me. Grew up in South Florida (Broward and Palm Beach counties). Worked at the Miami Herald for seven and a half years. Been on enough boats to know to wear a life jacket in case stuff like this happens. Spent plenty of nights on the phone with the U.S. Coast…

I can't figure out the tone or motivation of this column.

This seems like something Drew Magary would write, if he wrote shitty articles.

Didn't he donate $1 million to OKC after one of their major tornadoes?

Didn't Durant donate a million dollars of his own money to the victims of the OKC Tornadoes recently? I don't see many pros do stuff like that. Meanwhile all you did was dump a bucket of ice on your head. Go fuck yourself.

Complaining about an NBA star marketing themselves for mass consumption is like complaining about a Deadspin writer for aimlessly choosing one athlete to hate for no real reason. It's just something most people can accept as silly, but realistic.

Deadspin: Where we mock hot takes... until we have SCORCHING takes of our own.

Is it ok to genuinely like anything anymore? Dude is a handful-of-times-in-a-generation talent who had one of the best offensive seasons in NBA history last year and gave probably the most heartfelt MVP speech in American sports history. Who the fuck is worthy of our admiration in contrast? Please do tell.

Fuck Billy Haisley.

Nichols: Lenny Cooke, who tragically died..