I keep forgetting the Ford EcoSport exists.

Kill the Jeep Renegade, but give America the Fiat Panda without the stupid American body kit.

I want Kia to make a 4WD Soul. I don’t know why they haven’t yet.

Surveys show that a lot of men won’t drive EVs because they think EVs are feminine.

All modern jet liners are capable of breaking the sound barrier in a dive. And some of them are capable of surviving the attempt.

Making these changes would cost more than paying settlements to grieving families. So they won’t make them.

I’ve never seen the Plymouth TC3 before, and I like it. I’ve never buy one because it’s a Chrysler.

The tadpole arrangement (two wheels in front, one in back) is perfectly stable.

My first thought was of Elon in E-girl makeup.

Inner Diameter?

I like the Dimaxion more.

Except business don’t use the subsidies to hire more people. 90% just use government handouts to buy back their own stock.

This seems to happen a lot.

They should build the Euthanasia Coaster.

Why would anyone waste their money on such a stupid toy?

They’re not only edible, they're delicious! Wild bore is one of the best game meats. And there is no limit on culling invasive species. 

There’s an easy solution: Hunters. There's no limit on culling invasive species. And they rate a lot better than normal pigs. 

General Motors’ quality control is nonexistent. 

Brad Durif is my favorite, “hey, it’s that guy!" actor. 

I was blessed with two toxic parents, who on their own should not have been allowed to have kids. My siblings and and I are textbook examples of what happens to kids raised by toxic parents. My younger brother just got married, and he and his new wife want kids. How do I warn them that bad parenting is hereditary…