You know Elvis is dead, right?

In terms of engineering, those were terrible. And they were arguably the best car BLM ever made.

The Jeep Wranglers from Jurassic Park.

I thought Buicks were just for old people?

Here's a bigger problem: if the planet's gravity is cancelled, what is going to keep the vehicle moving along with the planet's surface? 

That’s the first corvette I’d consider buying.

Why is anyone taking Artemis seriously? NASA does not have enough funding to make it to the Moon and it is politically impossible to get it. Pence was just looking for an excuse to do what Republicans have wanted for decades, abolish NASA. 

I rather like the computer tech in the Buick Riviera.

Nitrogen is element #7, oxygen is #8. Nitrogen atoms are smaller than oxygen atoms, so shouldn’t they leak faster?

Florida. I spent six years there for college, and still have mild PTSD about elderly and drunk drivers. And of course no one had car insurance. 

“Just admit that automatics are better, and buy one.”

I laminated my vaccination card. I have a cheap laminator leftover from college. I decided to also laminate my fishing license as to use more of the laminate pocket, and that’s how I discovered that my state prints fishing licenses on thermal-ink paper.

I had Clear when I was in college in Florida, because I routinely flew out of Orlando International Airport. The people down there couldn’t run anything properly and security lines were always enormous.

Where was the air marshal? This is literally what they’re there for.

Or just stop seeding and let native weeds take over. My mom’s lawn is more Creeping Charlie and clover than grass, and the bees and bunnies love it.

Looks like a Bugatti.

Elon is literally just a rich businessman from a rich family.

Aren’t they all just Golfs in drag?

Don’t Lambos break down whenever you look at them the wrong way?

Biden is supposed to be a do nothing president. He's just a placeholder between the dry run of corporate fascism, Trump, and the full fascist takeover after the Democrats get destroyed in the midterms next year. Notice he still supports the filibuster as it is.