I had Clear when I was in college in Florida, because I routinely flew out of Orlando International Airport. The people down there couldn’t run anything properly and security lines were always enormous.

Countertop dishwashers have been around for a while.

Where was the air marshal? This is literally what they’re there for.

Or just stop seeding and let native weeds take over. My mom’s lawn is more Creeping Charlie and clover than grass, and the bees and bunnies love it.

I have my eye on a few small island countries in the Atlantic. America is going to be one of the first countries to go. 

You know, Elon, Tim Cook is a real engineer.

Is anyone else really sick of Elon Musk? I have the same brand of autism as him, and I’m really close to adding “Elon Musk” to my Facebook Purity plugin so I don’t have to hear about his antics.

Looks like a Bugatti.

Elon is literally just a rich businessman from a rich family.

Aren’t they all just Golfs in drag?

This is the future the "greatest" generation and baby-boomers chose. 

Don’t Lambos break down whenever you look at them the wrong way?

Biden is supposed to be a do nothing president. He's just a placeholder between the dry run of corporate fascism, Trump, and the full fascist takeover after the Democrats get destroyed in the midterms next year. Notice he still supports the filibuster as it is.

General Motors has really appalling quality control standards, or rather lack of standards. I wouldn't go hands free in one of their cars. 

I say permanent dry dock. Actually tow it out of the water and make it into a massive civic sculpture. Leaving museum ships in the water is terrible for the environment.

Looks like part of an industrial mixer. It’s meant to stand on those square pads.

It’s as if American car manufacturers don’t give a crap about build quality.

Or just dig a huge hole, drop the capsule in it, and fill it with concrete.