I don’t like them. They look like a girl doing duckface. 

I’ll give him $3000.

It’s a minor miracle even one of those cars made it through the gap, let alone two. GM has never been big on build quality.

There’s a major housing crash coming, so rich people are buying up everything they can to protect their money.

Two words: Land mines. 

No.

I love it, but the steering wheel is on the wrong side. How much does it cost to put the wheel and pedals on the correct side.

How bad do you have to eff up to blow up a Cummins engine?

I hate children, and would gladly patronize a business that banned them, or at least required them to be muzzled and leashed. I’m completely serious.

Someone needs to say this: Switching from trains and public transit to cars was a huge, terrible mistake. It was environmentally disastrous and economically stupid.

Cruise ships would make decent affordable housing if permanently moored.

So where are these “good cops” we keep hearing about?

When you read about the effects of inhaling leaded gas exhaust in childhood on human intelligence and personality, human history since the 1920s makes a lot more sense.

GM allows 1300 moderate to severe manufacturing defects per 1000 cars, meaning every car they produce can be expected to be defective. Has GM ever not sucked at any time in the last 40 years?

I just don’t understand who the target market is. The kind of people who typically drive pickups are the same people (men) who won’t drive a “green” car or even recycle because they think it’s emasculating.

Just give them ice cubes. Dogs aren’t picky. My mom’s dogs love popcorn.

I don’t even like either genre, and I agree to that.

Who?

Here is something I’m really curious about but will never be able to afford to try: How long can you keep an expensive luxury car (Merc, Rolls Royce, Range Rover) using off the shelf commercially available parts?