Elon Musk is not the messiah. He’s just a greedy rich MBA who happens to be autistic. He’s definitely not a scientist, engineer, inventor, industrial designer, missionary, or almost anything it says in his heavily edited wikipedia page.

Not only did my hygiene not deteriorate, but I actually started trying to lose weight. I’m down 20 lbs since the pandemic started; still fat, of course. I did start drinking too much, enough that I got worried about it and I’ve cut back to only drinking twice a week.

My younger brother is getting married in October, in Northern Minnesota. It’s going to blizzard.

Weddings are a waste of money, and marriage success is inversely related to the cost of the wedding. Just get married at the local Justice of the Peace’s office with a few randos off the street as witnesses.

If I hadn’t forgotten the FJ Cruiser existed, I would probably be driving one instead of Highlander.

He must have paid them off.

Just get a minivan.

There were over 80 right-wing terrorist attacks in the summer of 2020 against peaceful protestors in the form of vehicle ramming.

Turbocharged engines burn fuel more completely, and therefore emit less harmful byproducts. And to be absolutely frank, power doesn’t matter. The average motorist is not a race car driver, and the average car has much more power than it actually needs. You don’t need high acceleration or the torque American drivers…

I wish cars were still boxy like that. I’m an aerospace engineer, and can safely say that making an SUV streamlined doesn’t accomplish much. They main problem is the weight.

You mean “reasonably sized”, obviously.

Jason doesn’t know shit about rockets.

It’s amazing that Chrysler used to make good cars.

They used a brilliant mechanical heat exchange system.

If it doesn’t still work as a jet ski, what’s the point?

Gibbs products are stupidly expensive, too much for a summer time toy.

I really like roof mounted control panels. More cars should have them. Better than a sun roof.

Remember all those alternative fuel projects in the first Obama administration? Most of their patents were bought up by fossil fuel companies, who then buried the technology.

The local police did the same thing when I totaled my beloved Honda Element during a polar vortex in 2019. I hit a patch of black slush and had to swerve to avoid a minivan full of kids, and hit a utility pole.

Didn’t SCOTUS just rule that cops can shoot dogs for any reason?