The cop felt the house threatened his life and the dog was bum-rushing him. Also women’s legs can be more dangerous than a gun.

I like the paint job.

I only found one in that price range, and it is in Illinois.

Buy Republican politicians, legally bribe them to support progressive policies.

I love boxy SUVs!

We’re idiots.

They tried those scooters, and bikes, and cars, in Minneapolis/St. Paul, and most of the them ended up in the Mississippi River.

Aren’t underglow lights illegal?

WHY!? It’s a Ford!

Didn’t the weather balloon boy’s dad try to sell something like this?

I never thought of using a pickup truck as the base of a custom luxury car. I’m almost sad they probably won’t build any.

How does the tailgate work? That picture doesn’t show much.

Snow shovel, ice scraper, sleeping bag, glow sticks, folding chair, safety triangles.

“Oh Kia of the Pond, what is your wisdom.”

Human technology is pathetic. We’re a millennia behind where we should be, and our capitalist world economy retards technological development.

Why did Dark Crystal get cancelled? It was great.

At least it’s not a Ford.

All I see when I see a BMW is the bucktoothed mouth breathing neckbeard behind the reporter.

So...it’s a VW?

Establish dominance over people with inferior genes.