I’m glad it makes him happy, but I hate jeeps.

Maybe I’ve grown too cynical, but my instincts say this will blow over in a few months, maybe a year, and Hollywood will return to business as usual. America “elected” a serial sexual predator, and I just don’t think we’re capable of improving.

 Rowan Atkinson would be a great test driver.

If only they were left-hand drive with an automatic transmission.

I wouldn’t get the X even if I was an iphone person. But if I did, I’d get an otter box.

These things take just as long to cook a turkey as your oven. Deep frying a turkey takes under an hour. And if you actually follow the directions, deep frying a turkey is perfectly safe.

These things take just as long to cook a turkey as your oven. Deep frying a turkey takes under an hour. And if you…

What’s wrong with it?

Florida is truly America’s America.

So they don’t have to have dildos on the front anymore?

My roommate had a 2003 Ford Escort. One day he was driving us to dinner, and the steering wheel came off. It just popped off in his hands, and we were sitting there in a car going 30 mph. Well he slammed on the breaks as the car swerved into the shoulder. We weren’t hurt, and the car was towed to a local Ford…

Does anyone know of a sock brand that won’t be ruined by Vaseline? I have a problem with dry feet and cracking heels, so my doctor said I should goop up my feet every night, and wear socks over the goop to stop it from ruining my sheets. Well it worked, my feet are much better, but my nice plain white tube socks are…

Does anyone know of a sock brand that won’t be ruined by Vaseline? I have a problem with dry feet and cracking…

Aren’t car, home, and other depreciation decided by something completely arbitrary, like cutting the head off a chicken and seeing where it stops running?

If you buy one of these things, your tax rate should automatically go up 30%, because you have too much money.

Does anyone else think Cadillac became a parody of itself when it made the Escalade? I think the Crapillac Escalade is Cadillac’s Aztek: A car so stupid, it should have killed the company.

Does Lord Dampnut think this will make him more popular?

I mow the front lawn every Thursday, is that enough?

I’d like to see a car company produce a gas turbine electric car. It would work like a Fisker, a gas burning engine driving an electric generator, but using a turbine engine like what Chrysler developed in the 50's. Turbine are a more efficient way to extract energy from combustible fuels than piston engines, and they…

So is Tim Horton like Perkins or Bob Evans?

Perky Jerky is disgusting to be frank. Who had the stupid idea to combine the meaty taste of meat with the bitter taste of caffeine? Meat should not be sweet, and it should not be bitter.

Perky Jerky is disgusting to be frank. Who had the stupid idea to combine the meaty taste of meat with the bitter…