I suppose it would help if we millennials weren’t drowning in student debt, could take jobs rapidly aging boomers are squatting in, and were paid enough to live. But that isn’t going to get any better under Von Clownstick.

Maybe GM should try making small cars are nice, safe, and reliable as Japan and Korea.

Their cars reliably want to kill you. Kevorkianesque!

Angry, yes. Disgusted with my country, yes. Lost all hope for the future, yes.

The money would be better spent paying off republican electors to choose Hillary, or preferably Bernie, over Von Clownstick. Republican electors are republicans, meaning they can be bought for relatively little money and will never feel bad about it. This would no doubt save billions of lives.

I can’t tell from the picture, does this new GT still have those stupid door roofs?

Well they couldn’t exactly frog march her off, the aisle is to narrow.

In 7 days, republican electors will choose to make America a Russian satellite state. And within 6 months, all of the government programs that allow a middle class to exist will be abolished.

Well, Von Clownstick isn’t wrong here. He still should not be allowed to become president.

I suggest an old range rover. They depreciate to well within her price range after about 5 years.

Where’s the bed?

That is one of the most ridiculous cars I’ve ever seen. I love it!

Why bother? You really think America is going to make it through the Trump presidency? I think he’ll get us in a nuclear war within 18 months.

I like it.

Ford pickups are the automotive equivalent of a hipsters with beards and a flannel shirts: They only look tough and useful. Even the Raptor has an aluminum load bed.

I’d like it if it was more boxy, with stow and go seats, for more cargo capacity.

It would be fun to program weird “health tips” that would only show up once, like “Kill yourself” or “You wife is sleeping with the nextdoor neighbor” or “You will never fulfill your dreams”.

Why aren’t cupholders standard on motorcycles?

We built our roads wrong in America. Our road beds are only a foot or so deep, and we use steel reinforcing. And because of that we have to rebuild northern roads every decade or so. The Autobahn was built without steel, and the road bed is over 6ft thick. It’s like a continous slab of rock stretching miles over the…