He collects refrigerators.

Such a hideous waste of money, and the thing doesn’t even work. Well we’re probably going to get a lot more of these under Trump.

Has anyone done an independent verification of the Porsche 918's mpg rating?

This is what happened when Satan tried his hands at designing cars.

Killing three celebrities is the funniest thing they’ve done in a long time.

I honestly don’t think wikileaks had much of an effect on the election. The Podesta Emails did not reveal anything illegal, and that is where the attention span of 99% of Americans ends. You actually had to read through dozens of emails to find things like the proof the democratic primaries were rigged over a year…

She sounds more articulate than the average Floridian.

What is it based on? Hopefully not that stupid Fiat 500L.

I still prefer the Chinook.

I think we need a trade agreement where most countries will produce their own consumer goods. To facilitate this, corporations should be encouraged (meaning forced) to open factories in as many nations as possible. This would provide high employment levels for every nation, and reduce the amount of shipping traffic…

I think the arcologies described in the Night’s Dawn Trilogy are more probably.

This is pretty much the only Ford I like right now. If it had a clamshell tailgate, I might have gotten it instead of my Element.

Can theirs fly in the rain? Because ours can’t. Or has Lockheed fixed the melting problem?

Aren’t these bows more commonly used by hot girls surprising their boyfriends...

Has anyone ever noticed that whenever those three visit a foreign country, there is a high probability of civil war or other form of unrest breaking out not long after they leave? They were in Paris just before the riots. Ukraine just before Russia invaded. Syria just before its civil war started. And Iraq just before…

I recently watched a video about how geographical determinism, the theory that climate and land forms affect the character and intelligence of humans, is incorrect. But if it is incorrect, how do you explain Floridians? I went to college in Florida, and I can attest that the stories and stereotypes about Floridians…

I prefer the previous generation Buick Estates from the late 70's and 80's, the more boxy ones. The streamlining of the rear end reduces cargo capacity. My idea of a perfect car is a “box on wheels” with 4 wheel drive; which is why I love my Honda Element.

I’m going to miss Crazy Joe. Tim Kaine is so boring.

I don’t think anyone should have that power. The UN should pursue a policy of total nuclear disarmament.

Is incest a big thing in Queens? I’ve never been there. I’ll admit I’d like to sleep with Ivanka Trump too, but she isn’t my daughter!