While I agree with a lot of your points, in their defence, as to why it’s on Gizmodo, this could have been caused by a Note 7.

So many times a week does everyone accidentally go to Gawker? I’m sitting at 2-4. Slowly getting better.

You don’t think the jack is bidirectional? Ever had a phone call with a wired headphone? Do you think you voice jumps into the phone? Have you ever controlled volume from a headphone? Have you ever seen this little startup called Square?

If no bidirectional communication is possible on that port, how do all those credit card scanners and other devices that ONLY plug into the headphone jack work, exactly? I realize that those devices probably only communicate one way (Device > phone), but it’s the opposite way that headphones use, and it’s the same…

See, this is what corruption looks like. For real. Straight-up bribery and illegal donations and shit.

Hey, just posting to let you know that you’re kind of a monster.

Being punished for breaking unjust laws doesn’t mean you “deserve it”. Deserving something means you did something bad that equals the punishment given. To say he deserves it means that you agree with the law in place. When someone deserves something, it…

Uh, except for the fact that that's the cost of doing business? (Or so I've been told by people in any industry).

As Douglas Adams described it, “nonlinear, catastrophic structural exasperation”…

Since when did everything with a motor become a robot?

There’s a strong intersection between the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon, and the type of dude who would fly 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted.

If this was Jezebel, the title would’ve been “Entitled White Male Harasses Chinese Woman Online, Gets What He Deserves.”

“Animated light displays to simulate stationary objects to prevent disorientation of drivers underneath.”

What they are doing IS AGAINST THE LAW.

Nice.

Do they not have proofreaders in Alabama?

Fuck. That.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

Since absolutely nothing spoken from Cumia's mouth should be considered intelligent, I choose to bring attention to the deeds of an individual that is far more worthy of attention and negates this ignorant man's argument. Let me introduce Katherine Johnson, a black research mathematician who worked in the all-male…