Bingo, the wings on my own racer are designed around a 40mph average speed on the slower stages, I’m traction limited to 100....I’d leave the wings on too!

Please tell me there’s a PT Cruiser parked in that house.

I think the trick there is not to stop on the train line in the first place.

This

Need MOAR rallies:

“...a four-foot gash....I’ve never seen anything like that.”

**INSERT OBLIGITORY ‘YOUR MOM’ JOKE HERE**

All engines shall from henceforth be known as ‘explosion-holders’

I though ‘average’ was the model codename for VW Golf owners?

That’s more a poorly implemented install than a watercooled vs aircooled thing though, my newest W/C build actually has a little less overhang than the A/C motor had:

I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!

Oh, actually, no, no, having seen that one, I’ve gone off them.
Good idea, bad implementation.

...but you won’t care, because you have a $14m Ferrari.

Film ain’t gonna do shit about the bend in your hood.

Nah, they just need to add a delay function so they get run over by their own car and can’t spread their genes.

Pretty much. Don’t see people recalling motorcycles, don’t recall ever watching a sequential rally car roll away either. But the general public are idiots, and just when you think you’ve made something idiot-proof, along comes an improved breed of moron.

Of course he thought it was awesome. Wait until the next time he’s out with his drinking buddies.
“I carried 76.6mph through the apex on that corner last time I was there”
“Shut up Dave, everyone knows you can do 90 through it on a tricycle”
“He’s right, I did 100 through it last time I was there, sideways. In a…

Exactly, my off road wheels and tyres weigh 230lb....I don’t think you want that one a track car.
Hell, I don’t want it on my offroader but until someone makes wheels out of unicorn horn and tyre walls out of pixie dust it’s not happening.

So is rallying. It’s just that the parts of you following the sport are attached to a front bumper.

Cricket.

You can see everything happening but you wish you couldn’t.

So, when are you coming back to Sweetlamb to watch the 600bhp not-group-B-rally-car-honest-look-we-have-mud-and-snow-tyres-on-Mister-fia-inspector going around?

Standing bollock-deep in mud for hours on a hillside, wondering why the sky has gone dark at 2pm and yet marvelling at the freezing cold, horizontal rain whilst desperately trying to keep your coat from blowing down the track at 90mph in the gale force winds - to watch just one rally car slither sideways into a…