CCC’s

Car and Coffee and Cunts.

The 60mph minimum was imposed by GBOR to set a new record, not one from the old wall, the fastest they found on a smaller wall was someone claiming 70+ mph which worked out to be more like 40 when you actually worked out the distance and rpms...

“If you ever wonder whether you still care about your “ran when parked” race car that you haven’t had time to look at in months, go race someone else’s car of the same model”

Great idea! Errmmm, wait......shit. Anyone else welded together a random pile of scrap and got it running?

It’s easy, look at the photo. They left the window open.

I’ll tell you why he was going slow Mister Organ Donor. Because he couldn’t fucking see for the sun, and he didn’t want to hit someone in front of him.
But hey, what’s the chances of that, right?

Cupronickel has been the standard replacement for OE brake lines over here for as long as I can remember. There’s some on a triumph outside that my Dad made over 30 years ago and they’re still good.

Ah Trump, he’s like a mini-Hitler in a bad wig and with a bad tailor.

If I can, do I get your life?

Can I make you my whipping boy?

Works fine, it’s the same idea as the unit-prolink rear setups from a few years ago, it’s cantilevered against itself.

Mine did that 100 yards from the finish line once. It must be a VW thing.
It snapped in the same place at the exact same event a year later too.

It has two now.

If you think this is bad, I’ve had 3 sheep jump clean over a fence just to run in front of the car mid rally.
I swear the little b*****ds are running some sort of scoring system. Their flock behind are all holding up 9's and 10's for artistic impression.

And they now +1 on those copies.

Now they can afford to pay off at least a days coffee tab.

It’ll make 0whp when that dodgy old gearbox design they strap to it spits the input bearing out.

I, I....I should hate it. Detest it. Want to set fire to it and watch it burn so I can dance a merry jig on it corpse.

But, I kinda want to buy it....
Please help.

And that would have just made it even more awesome.

I will pass on what a very wise rally scrutineer once said to me.

The fire extinguisher is not in the car to put the car out. It’s in the car to put your balls out so you can get out of the car.

All that hard work, ruined by terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible taste in wheels.

10 minutes with a hammer should do it.

So we’re just pretending the previous female presenters on Top Gear didn’t exist then are we?

It’s a Fiat Brava, they all do that Sir.

Especially at the first sign of water. Or rain, or a stiff summer breeze.