Don’t forget the dijon mustard. That guy was the WORST WURST.

Trump has no clue what his job as PresidENt «insert failed Trump business here» leader IS!

How about dijon on a hamburger!?!? Who did he think he was, Louis XIV?

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

I believe it’s triple maple up in Canada. I’d imagine that buys quite the collection of beaver pelts, and am very proud of what they have accomplished.

“Shut up and dribble” is going to be my reply to every tweet Trump makes once he’s finally put away in a maximum security nursing home.

The important thing is that Boomers are the ones to blame. Always and forever.

*Sigh*

Is there a quota to get diverse athletes onto the team? Or are diverse athletes just making the team?

An appropriate homage to former Eagles coach Buddy Ryan’s 4'6" defense.

“The word basketball wasn’t invented until 1891, so why do I have millions of dollars?”

yeah but.....

Also, I don’t think scientists hide the fact they often don’t find complete skeletons. It’s a very specific set of conditions that create a fossil.

HOW CAN I BE TYPING THIS? THE WORD ‘COMPUTER’ DIDN’T EXIST UNTIL THE 1640s!

Two of the best players to come out of Duke think the world is flat, dinosaurs didn’t exist, 9/11 may or may not have been an inside job, and do “research” by reading random instagram pages. I blame Coach K.

we can assume that any time Trump says, “Believe me,” we should do the exact opposite

How can anyone be so stupid and/or arrogant...

Pretty sure every fucking other person in the party needs to sit the fuck down before him.

Other goalie?