“That oil is simply returning to the earth. This is perfectly natural. Like bunnies and daisies.” — Scott Fuckface Pruitt

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Why did you capitalize mayor?

Traces huh? on the outside of her stuff? The inside? There are traces of narcotics EVERYWHERE, especially money. You bet they are trying to silence her (and anyone who might be thinking about speaking) This is going to blow up in their faces so hard.

This article is a must-read.

You took all the good puns already. Now I’m pissed.

Nonsense, here is one of the cows used for regulation MLB baseballs in this series

I saw that too and it’s way too late to Google but I think you have to drop it before you touch first base and if it’s broken you have to drop it as soon as possible or before Roger Clemens throws the other end back at you, whichever occurs first.

I am high on baseball and this is amazing:

George W. Bush orchestrated a worldwide torture regime.

I think you mean 18th century French, unless you’re making a far more obscure historical joke involving Queen Maria Theresa (who was a pitiable queen who quietly endured her husband, Louis XIII’s, many infidelities) instead of say, Marie Antoinette.

Taxes being raised on income below $418K is not giving up everything you worked so hard (debatable) for.

What’s super fucked is the fact that lots of people idolize the 50's and 60's. One of the defining features of the 5o’s and 60's? Sweet, sweet gubmint cash. Schools were super well funded. Christ, you could get driver’s ed in your average high school up until practically the 80's. That’s like $400-500 right there. You…

Sure sounds like Trump was the one “begging” Corker to reconsider his decision and not the other way around.

It doesn’t defy logic at all. There’s mountains of evidence showing what elements of our culture encourage and promote misogyny. I think we have a pretty good idea why this shit happens, we just have no power to address it.

I refuse to convict this man without a trial

The whole “didn’t discover it, it was already there” is fucking lame.

Wherever he is at the moment, a member of the community should petition their local court for an involuntary commitment for mental health evaluation. Be thorough and topical, using his own words to support your petition, making sure to signify how he is a danger to himself and/or others. Make a judge deny it, and if…

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