You and Fartsmello Anthony need to do an American Gladiator-style competition to see who gets to own this joke. You posted at the same time!

Barry, you’ve got it backwards - that’s not light streaming in, that’s all the hope for the Cowboys this season being sucked out at lightspeed.

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Dee Gordon is so fast that by the time you send him a text, he has moved on to a new number.

Let’s go LIVE to Skip Bayless for a reaction!

nah bro. fall is da best. fuckin best apples ever, beautiful sunny skies and crisp air..gtfo wit dis shit.

Hello Mudda

Jason Pierre Paw

When asked to comment, Miami Dolphins tight end Jordan Cameron said “Nah, you guys have got it all backwards.”

Compared with some of the stuff that goes on at bigger programs, this one is just small potatoes.

And he hit Geno Smith after he catfished the Jets into thinking he was an actual QB

In tears.... Just dying.....

My dog had the same eyelid surgery as Lisa. They actually had to remove the foreskin from his penis to create new eyelids. He is perfectly fine now, just a little cockeyed.

And, you broke your mouse on the last click. Out for the season.

“No way a single jet could do that much damage.” - Pete Carroll

Geno Smith: “Ikemefuna Enemkpali”

This is the first time a Jets player has been publicly cold-cocked since Brett Favre sent that picture to Jenn Sterger from the team’s ice-bath.

ESPN’s David Newton got the fight on video

With Pujols’ daughter having Down’s syndrome, Thorne probably feels like a retard.

Mad at myself for not including this as an example: