No. She’s still in Kentucky

Bernie’s NFL!

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Pretty rare to see a Manning gumshoe that doesn’t involve Eli being irresponsible with Bubble Tape.

Man. When you see this stuff in person, it’s easy to divert your attention to the cheerleaders. But now that it’s on the internet? What are my (non-existent) kids supposed to do? Start Googling cheerleaders? Hot, young cheerleaders...

“I can’t stop him coach. He just keeps coming.”

I’ve heard your jokes about my mom
Well, my right foot is a bomb
Tell me quick
Ain’t that a kick in the head?

Jaguars GM Dave Caldwell said that he thought Blackmon’s career was likely over.

AC Green? Russell Wilson? But yes, this is awesome.

This piece was so villainous. I’ll be sure to check in tomorrow for Drew’s heroic counterpoint.

He should not have didgeridone that.

“That doesn’t really scare me.”

Now that’s a proven core!

Congratulations, buddy!! After Ned Yost left Milwaukee and took half of my favorite Brewers with him, I've become a Brewers AND Royals fan. I'm so happy for you, and your entire fan base. Live it up!!

“Yeah, see, here’s your problem: these teams fucking suck.”

Because cancer fucking sucks.

You and Fartsmello Anthony need to do an American Gladiator-style competition to see who gets to own this joke. You posted at the same time!

Barry, you’ve got it backwards - that’s not light streaming in, that’s all the hope for the Cowboys this season being sucked out at lightspeed.

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