No. She’s still in Kentucky

Bernie’s NFL!

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Pretty rare to see a Manning gumshoe that doesn’t involve Eli being irresponsible with Bubble Tape.

“Our Willis, who art in Die Hard...”

Man. When you see this stuff in person, it’s easy to divert your attention to the cheerleaders. But now that it’s on the internet? What are my (non-existent) kids supposed to do? Start Googling cheerleaders? Hot, young cheerleaders...

“I can’t stop him coach. He just keeps coming.”

It’s shocking how many people are taking you seriously. Learn basic humor, folks!

I’ve heard your jokes about my mom
Well, my right foot is a bomb
Tell me quick
Ain’t that a kick in the head?

Jaguars GM Dave Caldwell said that he thought Blackmon’s career was likely over.

AC Green? Russell Wilson? But yes, this is awesome.

This piece was so villainous. I’ll be sure to check in tomorrow for Drew’s heroic counterpoint.

He should not have didgeridone that.

These are not the 72 virgins they were expecting.

“That doesn’t really scare me.”

Now that’s a proven core!

Congratulations, buddy!! After Ned Yost left Milwaukee and took half of my favorite Brewers with him, I've become a Brewers AND Royals fan. I'm so happy for you, and your entire fan base. Live it up!!

“Yeah, see, here’s your problem: these teams fucking suck.”

Because cancer fucking sucks.