You must hate that winter vacation is almost over and you have to go back to Junior High on Monday.

I love reddit:

In fairness they're probably GREAT at Jenga.

I hate Coop.

This song was originally inspired about mall security of all things.

I'd like to think this exchange will come up whenever anyone googles Turd Ferguson

Looks like he was playing the Browns this week, too.

But something rubbed Bristol higher-ups the wrong way.

Somehow, they managed not to end grammar forever.

It's not the first time dummy text has made it through the copy editing process

"Hedy Hey Hedy Hey Hedy decky decky decky decky decky decky decky decky decky."

I approve of this headline.

I guess when it comes to a black person trusting police, it really does take a leap of faith.

'How can I make money off of a basketball player?'"

Called the wrong guy. Mark Emmert would've been happy to give him some tips.

The government is behind this! Can't anyone else see that??

If it's in the SEC, it must be a "Big boy" depantsing.

Oh this brings me back to days of yore, where the tv's were square, and the receivers mooned the crowd and the Tubas shot first.

The last time music was such a controversy in Green Bay was when Mark Chmura was fingering a-minor.

Best argument for paying college athletes yet.