Counterpoint: Fuck Miguel Cabrera.

I could be wrong, but maybe the problem was less the boozy attempt to reenact a goofy movie, and more standing in the forward arc of the tee when somebody is teeing off...

You’re right. You don’t know enough about Crawford.

If I’ve learned anything from sports, it’s that you can’t just deck women at home and expect to get away with it.

That’s a really underhanded thing to do.

I agree with you, and I think it’s a shame that Deadspin has become a place for performative sanctimony, where one has to preface and apologize for having a different perspective, even if it’s both reasonable and not offensive (like yours).

I don’t know Tom, I mean. I am afraid here at Deadspin to say what I think without repercussion. I mean, I get the ESPYs are just famewhoring anyways. I do think reasonable people (not necessarily just Bob Costas) have legit hesitations about hoisting Caitlyn up so unequivocally. I’m sorry :(

He could have been talking about a different LeBron.

Calls for more stringent hair-based drug testing were backed up by several former NCAA hoops stars, chief among them Charlie Villanueva.

you don’t have to bring race into this, the fact they are black has nothing to do with their stellar skills as broadcasters

Umpires just don’t understand!

nb4 “We hit into triple plays the right way.”

How is it in the NFL’s interest that their most famous player be found to be a petty cheater?

“My husband can’t throw these people under the bus and catch them at the same time!”

Thank you for your call, Tommy from Quincy!

And the Titans drafted Dorial Green-Beckham in the second round too. Teams don’t care about what you did in the past, they only care about the likelihood of you doing it again in the future and ending up suspended on their watch.

Professional sports ≠ legal system.

Anthony Michael Hall’s douchey fratboy son?

He is actually 36% alcohol.

Bail has been set at $1,000 each, with the NBA to fund the remaining $48,000.