“Let’s not bury the guy” and “(he’s) taking every possible step to sabotage the rest of his stay in Dallas” are pretty contradictory. Isn’t sabotaging his team in the playoffs a pretty good reason to bury him?

He needs to have a run-in with young Larry Bird:

Kid. You just been fished slapped.

And yet, he still found a way in...

Go Big 10. Fuck Calipari.

*woosh*

he's boxing out the guy directly behind him, there's no guarantee that if he doesn't go up & try to rebound or tip the ball that guy won't get it or tip it in. are we really at the point where we chastise players for giving refs "an opportunity" to make a horseshit call?

Unfortunately the police were unable to make an arrest as nobody wanted to admit to being beat up by the Gap Band.

So from this point on, Villanova outscored St. John's 80 to 33.

Most dudes go home and beat off after pretty much any encounter with a female. I've been flying half-mast all day since the drive-thru lady asked if I wanted a receipt.

It's pretty rude for Paul Pierce and Drew Gooden to taunt their own teammate.

That headline is pretty low man

Jeff Ireland: Dez, are you ashamed of your grammar?

Great news! Not just for his football career, but it also gives him a platform for his new public awareness campaign aimed at teenage victims of bullying and hazing. It's called "It Gets Worse."

"And to my guardian angel, Dawn Howard, I continue to feel you and hear your voice in every thing I do...all the way do to the subtle "Hey, be careful...that idiot who just scored is gonna pretend to drop his pants and poop out a football...you may want to hasten that cut," Howard said.

I guess Russell Wilson wasn't the only person who didn't realize that someone in a Marshawn Lynch jersey was right behind them.

You're thinking of Applebee's.

It's hard to make out, but that amorphous blue thing is supposed to be a wildcat

Dennis III busts out that lollipop grin and Shaq looks like he's pissed, but realizes he doesn't have to go to the free throw line.