Little known fact, but Andre Rison met Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes on matches.com

The same thing happens when someone tries to put subtlety in front of Chris Berman.

Saw your tweet. "Just took a dude out." So gay.

> He was never on a great team

That phrase is actually etched in stone in front of Cameron Indoor Stadium.

You can be a bad head coach and a good assistant.

To be fair, he did hit what appears to be the broad side of a barn.

Important lesson: if you're the sidekick for a knife thrower, make sure the dude's degree ain't from Chuck Knoblauch's School o' Knife Chuckin'.

So You Think You Can Lance

You must hate that winter vacation is almost over and you have to go back to Junior High on Monday.

I love reddit:

I hate Coop.

This song was originally inspired about mall security of all things.

I'd like to think this exchange will come up whenever anyone googles Turd Ferguson

Looks like he was playing the Browns this week, too.

But something rubbed Bristol higher-ups the wrong way.

Oh this brings me back to days of yore, where the tv's were square, and the receivers mooned the crowd and the Tubas shot first.

The last time music was such a controversy in Green Bay was when Mark Chmura was fingering a-minor.

Best argument for paying college athletes yet.